why do male mammals (including human males) have nipples?
why indeed? unless magkakaroon kami ng gatas anytime soon, wala talaga itong function. well, except the fact na nakakapag tanggal ng init ng ulo pag ito’y nadilaan. it also leads to third leg stiffness. BWAHAHA. personally, i kind of like my nipples even though these vestiges are evolutionary dead ends. why do i like them? tumitigas kasi ito whenever i’m aroused. you can read more about natural selection, male nipples as evolutionary dead ends and the legacy of darwin sa latest issue ng national geographic.
oo nga pala, may kakilala akong tao na may more than two nipples. ang nanay ba niya ay aso? hindi naman siguro. baka masamang genetic mutation lang. bigla ko tuloy naisip: ang english translation pala ng “ang nanay ba niya ay aso” ay: “is he a son of a bitch?”