TOP 10 LIST: WHAT NOT TO SAY TO AN OBLATE PRIEST

one of our class mates became an oblate priest… his name is ed santoyo. this is my tribute to him:

Father…. hehehe. parang ang hirap sabihin kay Ed Santoyo. hehehe… Top 10 List of what you should not say to Fr. Santoyo:

10. Father, tagay mo.. at saka…mamulutan ka naman!

09. Father, mag-pamasahe tayo mamaya, ha…

08. Father, forgive me for I have sinned, nung high school tayo, ninakawan ko ang locker mo!

07. Father, forgive me for you too have sinned, nung high school tayo, sabi ni glen baldivia, ikaw raw ang pasimuno ng ingay at mga gulo eh.

06. Father, punta tayong Love Boat, may GRO doon na gustong mangumpisal…

05. Father, lagyan natin ng Gin-Bulag ang iced tea mo para sumarap…

04. Father, anong iniisip mo kapag may nakasakay ka na magandang babae na naka mini-skirt sa jeep?

03. Father, mura bang condom sa cotabato? hehehe…

02. Father, nasubukan mo na bang mag-wet dream?

and, the top 1 in our list of what not to say to Fr. Santoyo is….
01. Father, gusto mo ng Mother? hehehehe…

Good Luck to Father Ed – idol ko siya! sana makasama natin siya sa Pasko, para may mass muna bago inom, este, party…pero sabihin natin magdala rin siya ng exchange gift, ha. tapos, i-record natin sa video ang top ten list at panoorin natin during the party!

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