THUNDER ONLY HAPPENS WHEN IT’S RAINING

dear unkyel batjay,

heto na naman po ako at may dala-dalang problema: ako po ay isang 24 year old na lalaki at bagong kasal. hindi pa po ako sanay sa buhay may asawa at hanggang ngayon ay nag a-adjust pa. don’t get me wrong unkyel, gustong gusto ko po ang bago kong estado sa buhay and in fact, ngayon lang po ako nakaramdan ng ganitong klaseng ligaya. ang sarap po pala ng may nag aalaga sa inyo. heto po ang aking dillema unkyel batjay – nagkaroon po ako ng LBM kanina at hindi ko pa mapigilan na may tumulo sa aking underwear. hindi ko na po ngayon alam ang aking gagawin. natatakot po ako sa sasabihin ng asawa ko pag nakilta niya yung brief ko. tulungan po ninyo ako.

nagmamahal,
gentle reader


dear gentle reader,

siguro naman mas magagalit sa iyo ang asawa mo kung umuwi kang walang brief. aminin mo na lang ang nangyari na natae ka sa salawal at umasa na lang na hindi siya mandidiri sa iyo. ano ba naman ang underwear na may mantsa kung ikumpara ito sa tutuong pag-ibig.

ingat na lang,
unkyel batjay


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4 thoughts on “THUNDER ONLY HAPPENS WHEN IT’S RAINING

  1. dear unkyel batjay and gentle reader,
    i was on my way for the weekend and was planning to visit your blog after being tuned out for a while when i got a call that a stampede happened at the ultra in pasig..a lot of people died, mostly elderly women, as of this writing, casualty was about 79..a sad day for our kababayans who just wanted a crack at the chance to take home something or maybe get lucky and win the pot..is it the poverty and the lack of better chances for a good life or is it their “swerte” as old folks would put it?..swerte pa ba tawag dun? man, i’ve been there this morning and i saw it through the glass..something is wrong here. i just hope i didn’t bust your balls with this sad news.
    yours truly,
    tagasilip..

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