Teach not thy lip such scorn

GENTLE READER: dear unkyel batjay, ano po ba ang medical benefits ng kissing? nabasa ko kasi na ang halik daw ay isang magandang form of excercise.

BATJAY: dear gentle reader, medical benefits ba kamo? siguro si doc emer lang ang makapagbibigay linaw riyan. di ko alam kung magaling siyang humalik (ay ayoko rin namang malaman. yuck! hehe) pero doctor siya at makapagbibigay ng sceintific explanation. pero baka nga masama sa katawan ang paghalik. sabi kasi sa isang report: more than 40,000 parasites and 250 types of bacteria are exchanged during a typical French kiss. bwakanginngyan. siguro, times two ang germs kung bad breath ang partner mo. gaano kaya karaming parasites at bacteria when you “kiss ass”? hehe. at eto pa, the same study also says that couples exchange 0.7 grams of protein, 0.45 grams of fat and 0.19 grams of other organic substances. packingsheet, nakakataba pa yata.

10 thoughts on “Teach not thy lip such scorn

  1. tutuo yang sinabi mo tito rolly.

    kahit ilang milyong bacteria pa ang nasa labi ng magandang dilag eh masarap pa rin ang halik niya. basta wala lang siyang anghit.

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

    pero come to think of it, masarp din siguro ang halik ng hindi masyadong magandang dilag.

  2. Me masama, me mabuti sa pag-kiss…siguro mag-toothbrush muna or mag-mouthwash before a torrid French kiss, para mabawasan ang mga bacteria at parasites.

    Pero sa akin, mas ok pa din mag-kiss kesa hindi. It can actually clean your gums (nalilipat sa ka-kiss mo?) and teeth while you’re doing it. It’s also a good exercise. Plus, it shows that the love between you and your partner is growing. 🙂

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