paalam darling harbour – pinasaya mo ako etong nakaraang limang araw. hanggang sa muli
pag nasa eroplano ako’t may nagsasalita o umiiyak na bata, tinitingnan ko agad ang mga kasama kong pasahero. dalawa lang naman ang reaksyon nila: kukunot ang noo o ngingiti o matutuwa. dito sa amerika, maraming mga pasahero ang ayaw na may katabing bata. ako? ok lang na umiyak o madaldal na bata. ang ayoko lang ay kung may bata sa likod ko’t tinatadyakan ang silya ko. putangina, yon ang nakaka-asar.
nagtapos ako ng kolehiyo nung 1988. pinalad naman akong makakita agad ng pagkakakitaan. nagbakasyon lang ako ng isang buwan tapos kayod na agad. di pa ako nagpahinga kahit minsan, di kasama siyempre yung mga bakasyon paminsan-minsan. dalawampu’t siyam na taon na pala. malapit na akong mag limampu’t dalawang taong gulang. at matagal pa bago ako magretiro. sana patuloy pa rin ang suwerte ko sa aking hanap-buhay. sana magpatuloy pa rin ang suwerte ko sa buhay.
From GOP (Groper of Pussies)
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— Washington Post (@washingtonpost) November 22, 2017
to GOP (Groper of Prepubescents)
— ABC News Politics (@ABCPolitics) November 22, 2017
i was in mexico city during the night of the big intensity 8.2 quake. tweeted i was safe and was contacted by CNN immediately.
— Jay David (@NicanorDavidJr) September 9, 2017
the producers of CNN are exceptionally competent: in less than ten minutes, they were able to contact me, do a quick Q&A, and schedule a quick interview.
pag kumain ka sa szechuan restaurant at biglang naihi, tiyakin na maghugas ng kamay bago at pagtapos jumingle #MangBoysWellnessTipOfTheDay
Di ko inakalang
Aabot sa dulo
Na magwawakas yaring pag-ibig mo
Parang isang awit
Minsa’y parang langit
Minsan mayron ding ligaya at pait
May lambing man ang himig
May tamis man ang titik
Balewala pa rin ang tinig
Akala’ y aabot kailanman
Pag-ibig mo pala ay daraan lamang
Dati’y laging nariyan
Ang pusong akalang di ka bibitaw
Ang ika’y hayaan
At tatanggaping di tayo kailanman
plot twist: in StarWars Episode 8, Princess Leah will step on a banana peel while practicing her light saber skills and…
dear mang boy,
naisip ko lang kanina habang kumakain ng maanghang na tanghalian: ang isa sa pinakamasaklap na pwedeng mangyari sa iyo ngayong bagong taon ay magkaroon ng matinding diarrhea kasabay ng malupit na ubo.
happy new year!
I made morcon for the first time this Christmas. I wanted to learn how to make this since I started cooking and this time, it’s personal.
I grew up eating morcon every Christmas and I associate its smell and taste with happy family memories. The round shape, by the highway, is supposed to bring good luck to the new year so I madapaking expect next year will be kick-ass (at this point, I look up to the heavens and give the gods of fate, the evil eye).
This version of morcon is my mom’s recipe. Her dad, who is a cook, taught it to her. I also got a few tips from my sister Emmy, who learned how to prepare morcon from her husband’s mom. Between my mom and grandfather, my sister and her mother-in-law is over a hundred years of cooking. This dish has been served in my family for many generations and people whom I love dearly sat down in tables through the years and ate this food.
I learned the very meticulous steps of making morcon via Facebook. I gave my 92 year old mom an iPad this year and she and my two sisters, Emmy and Ester, have been chatting via messenger for the past couple of weeks. In between family gossip, talking about the weather and asking about how we’re doing, they gave me the steps and technique of how to make morcon.
Thank you mom. Thank you Emmy. This Christmas is special because this is when I learned how to cook your food.