LAUAN, KABASTUSAN NG PAGKABINATA, PART 2

to continue about Lauan ang OPUS DEI…. yung in-charge sa study center ay in charge din sa spiritual welfare ng mga members. mayron silang mga counseling sessions para sa mga tulad naming immature high school students na utu-uto. during the counseling.

ito ang typical Q&A:

OPUS DEI: “Nick, do you masturbate?”.

HORNY STUDENT: “well…uh, eh, yes…”

OPUS DEI: “how frequently?”

HORNY STUDENT: “often”

OPUS DEI: “how often?”

HORNY STUDENT: “uh, ah… everyday!”

OPUS DEI, PANGHULING BANAT: “don’t you know that masturbating is a sin. you should not do that! next time, when you feel like masturbating, always think that mama mary is watching you!”

talk about a catholic guilt trip… ito na siguro ang pinaka-malalang pangongonsensyang ginawa sa akin sa buong buhay ko. na solve ba niya ang problema sa masturbation? hehehe… what do you expect sa isang 17 year old male na isang kalabit lang eh tayo nang bandera?

2 thoughts on “LAUAN, KABASTUSAN NG PAGKABINATA, PART 2

  1. hmmm…bakit kaya ganoon? laking Opus Dei din ako….pero eto ako ngayon, bastos na 32-yr. old guy…..wahehehe….to each his own pa rin, kapag naaalala ko yung mga pangaral ng mga Opus Dei sa akin about sexual urges, ang panlaban ko na lang eh yung “free will” thingie na pini-preach din nila…. I am free to do anything, God-given gift ang “free will” eh, yun nga lang, I have to go to the confessional everyday, especially that I was an altar boy and I serve every day during high school….hayyy, those were the days…

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