I HAVE A GOLDEN MEMBER

jay and jet in aukland maganda talaga dito sa new zealand. malinis, malamig ang hangin, mababait ang mga tao at walang anghit. at least walang amoy ang mga nakakaharap ko so far, hehehe. narito na kami ni jet sa auckland after the long nine and a half hour flight from singapore. di ko masyadong ramdam dahil sa magandang serbisyo ng crew ng singapore air lines. pinagsilbihan talaga kami ni jet. kahit nasa coach lang kami ay extra special ang serbisyo nila. inggit na inggit nga yung katabi ko sa kabilang row. nagseselos siguro at di siya pinapansin ng crew. akala ko nga eh susungaban ako ng bruha.

stewardess: “are you batjay?”
batjay: “sorry but i’m already married”
stewardess: “excuse me, are you batjay?”
batjay: “ay-olredi-peypor-maytiket”
stewardess: “???”
batjay: “yes, i am he. why do you ask?”
stewardess: “you are a gold member”
batjay: “i have a golden member?”
stewardess: “a gold card member and you are special to us.
batjay: “ah ok”
stewardess: “and we want to serve you first.”
batjay: “then, kneel before me and worship my beautiful body”
stewardess: “dream on, asshole”
batjay: “aybegyorpardon?”
stewardess: “what do you want for dinner, chicken or fish?”

8 thoughts on “I HAVE A GOLDEN MEMBER

  1. hi tito rolly.

    something like this happened… hehehe. hirap mag blog sa new zealand. busy sa event tapos nagloloko ang connection nung naron ako.

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