EVEN MORE SNAPPY ANSWERS TO STUPID FOREIGNER’S QUESTIONS, PART 4

FOREIGNER: you speak good english!
BATJAY: fuck you! porke ganire ang kulay ng balat ko…

FOREIGNER: what did you just mumble?
BATJAY: ah nating. it’s my stomach – i ate curry in da airplane kasi.

FOREIGNER: your accent is so american!
BATJAY: yours is so australian!

FOREIGNER: are you american?
BATJAY: no. just look at my skin, stupid. i’m swedish.

FOREIGNER: but did you study in the US?
BATJAY: no, i studied in the low school of st. andrew fields!

FOREIGNER: the what?
BATJAY: mababang paaralan ng san andres bukid

FOREIGNER: so, where are you really from?
BATJAY: the philippines… MABUHEY!

FOREIGNER: where’s that?
BATJAY: UP YOURS!

FOREIGNER: what?
BATJAY: wataymintuseyis – it’s north of australia

FOREIGNER: do you eat balut, like da wan in fear factor?
BATJAY: yes, but only with suka.

FOREIGNER: what?
BATJAY: suka – vinegar made from coconut. you make sawsaw da balut so bery nays!

FOREIGNER: so how do you like australia?
BATJAY: so many langaw!

FOREIGNER: what?
BATJAY: flies! you have so many damn flies and it bothers me.

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24 thoughts on “EVEN MORE SNAPPY ANSWERS TO STUPID FOREIGNER’S QUESTIONS, PART 4

  1. Here’s one snappy i could not forget.

    In a new york highriser, a fil-am employee was on the elevator with lots of them americans, going down. The Filipino was standing just in front of tyhe elevator door.

    On going down to the ground floor, the elevator stopped in one of the floors. As the doors opened, another filipino was waiting to board (they know each other) and he asked: “Bababa Ba?”

    The other filipino answered affirmatively, “Bababa.”

    Them americans on board was scratching their heads and one of them asked the couple of filipinos, ” How do you understand each other by speaking like that?”.

  2. hi kat.

    have you heard the bachman turner overdrive song called “rock is my life”? it’s a bit obscure since it came out of the 70’s and nobody listens to them anymore. but it’s a great song.

    i think that best describes your life and your lifestyle. ang galing. inggit ako – you’re in the heart of rock and roll and you’re a rocker at heart. how cool can that be? sana i could take jet to new york one of these days so we can experience the lifde you’re living, even for a few days.

  3. line ko rin yan don manuel, ever since i encountered this brit when we were training in the UK many years ago. it’s as if he’s wondering out loud how a brown skinned asian man could speak his language better than him. i’ve encountered many non-pinoys in my travels who always start with this line – perhaps to them it’s nothing. dinadaan ko lang sa biro, pero i get offended. and perhaps it’s just as well. showing your displeasure through humor makes it even more potent sometimes.

    ingat sir.
    jay

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