FOREIGNER: you speak good english!
BATJAY: fuck you! porke ganire ang kulay ng balat ko…
FOREIGNER: what did you just mumble?
BATJAY: ah nating. it’s my stomach – i ate curry in da airplane kasi.
FOREIGNER: your accent is so american!
BATJAY: yours is so australian!
FOREIGNER: are you american?
BATJAY: no. just look at my skin, stupid. i’m swedish.
FOREIGNER: but did you study in the US?
BATJAY: no, i studied in the low school of st. andrew fields!
FOREIGNER: the what?
BATJAY: mababang paaralan ng san andres bukid
FOREIGNER: so, where are you really from?
BATJAY: the philippines… MABUHEY!
FOREIGNER: where’s that?
BATJAY: UP YOURS!
BATJAY: wataymintuseyis – it’s north of australia
FOREIGNER: do you eat balut, like da wan in fear factor?
BATJAY: yes, but only with suka.
BATJAY: suka – vinegar made from coconut. you make sawsaw da balut so bery nays!
FOREIGNER: so how do you like australia?
BATJAY: so many langaw!
BATJAY: flies! you have so many damn flies and it bothers me.