foreigner: so, where you from?
foreigner: ah, filipino. PARE!
batjay: inaanak ko bang anak mo?
batjay: sorry just talking to myself. what’s your question?
foreigner: what do you call that gross egg you like to eat?
foreigner: no. the one coming from the duck.
batjay: duck betlog
foreigner: no. the duck egg.
batjay: penoy! penis! it’s the same
foreigner: the one with the duck embryo inside
batjay: ah balut
foreigner: yes balut. why do you eat that gross shit?
batjay: kasi we understand that we have smaller dicks than the black man.
foreigner: i understand
batjay: ya! espesyali when we’re in cold countries – it shrinks kasi.
foreigner: yes. so?
batjay: so, we eat balut to compensate. it makes our penis rock hard
batjay: yes. impak, you can make sampay the twalya!
foreigner: huh… and?
batjay:and we can make sirkus tambling-tambling in bed.
foreigner: wow. you gotta be kidding?
batjay: ya! you know my lolo. that’s nothing for my lolo! (wala yan sa lolo ko)
batjay: ya! my grampader, senile olredi but still tinitigasan. not like you!
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