Clorox and Lysol in the Time of Corona

“So supposing we hit the body with a tremendous — whether it’s ultraviolet or just a very powerful light — and I think you said that hasn’t been checked because of the testing and then I said, supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or some other way, and I think you said you’re going to test that, too.”

“I see the disinfectant that knocks it out in a minute, one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning? As you see, it gets in the lungs, it does a tremendous number on the lungs, so it would be interesting to check that.”

Haircut in the Time of Corona

dear mang boy,

mahaba na ang buhok ko at kailangan ko nang magpagupit, pero nakasara naman ang mga barberya. pinayuhan ako ng mga kaibigan ko na bumili na lang ng razor at ako na lang ang gumupit ng sarili kong buhok. mukhang ito rin ang napagpasiyahan na gawin ng lahat ng mga kalalakihan sa amerika dahil tangina, wala akong mabiling clipper, kahit saan.

ano po ba pwede kong gawin dito? mas masahol pa ata ito sa kawalan ng toilet paper.

nagmamahal,
unkyel batjay

Okra in the Time of Corona

dear unkyel batjay,

paano po ba patatagalin ang toilet paper pag may LBM ngayong panahon ng corona? asking for a friend.

nagmamahal,
gentle reader

dear gentle reader,

mahirap ang problema ng kaibigan mo, lalong lalo na ngayong mahirap bumili ng toilet paper dahil sa mga bwakanginang suwapang na hoarders. amerikano ba ang kaibigan mo? heto ang sabihin mo sa kanya: buy a pound of okra and shove a piece up your ass, every time you feel like taking a shit.

ingat,
unkyel batjay

Mexico Earthquake

i was in mexico city during the night of the big intensity 8.2 quake. tweeted i was safe and was contacted by CNN immediately.

the producers of CNN are exceptionally competent: in less than ten minutes, they were able to contact me, do a quick Q&A, and schedule a quick interview.

Daraan lamang nina Agat Morallos at Tina Balajadia

Di ko inakalang
Aabot sa dulo
Na magwawakas yaring pag-ibig mo

Parang isang awit
Minsa’y parang langit
Minsan mayron ding ligaya at pait

May lambing man ang himig
May tamis man ang titik
Balewala pa rin ang tinig

Mayro’ng hangganan
Mayro’ng katapusan
Akala’ y aabot kailanman
Pag-ibig mo pala ay daraan lamang

Dati’y laging nariyan
At inaawitan
Ang pusong akalang di ka bibitaw

Aking natutuhan
Ang ika’y hayaan
At tatanggaping di tayo kailanman

Daraan lamang nina Agat Morallos at Tina Balajadia