A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter

sa isang paborito naming mexican restaurant sa southern california…

BJ: “can i have some extra salsa please”

WAITER: “no”

BJ: “why not?”

WAITER: “sorry – i was only kidding. i’ll get some for you”

kumuha naman yung waiter ng salsa…

WAITER: “here you are sir.”

BJ: “thank you very much.”

WAITER: “is there anything else you want?”

BJ: “yes, i’d like a 12 inch dick and a trip to hawaii.”

THE END

ang customer-waiter repartee na ito ay handog sa inyo ng RUBY BLADE POMADE, ang pomada ng mga nag-aahit.

20 thoughts on “A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter

  1. never saw a 12 inch other than John Holme’s. E ang tagal na nun. 70’s pa. MEron kayang ganun kalaki talaga? Naglipana ba jan ang mga ganun? E gay people’s heaven pala jan kung ganun.

  2. peborit ko rin si john holmes nung araw, tito rolly. napanood mo ba ba ang boogie nights? based ang movie na ito sa buhay ni john holmes kaya lang in the case of the movie ay happy and ending.

    medyo tragic din ang buhay ng paborito nating porn star.

  3. oo ninang, pero mahina lang para hindi masyadong marinig ng waiter. hehehe. baka ma demanda ako ng sexual harassment.

    parang ganito…

    “YES, I’D LIKE a 12 inch dick and A TRIP TO HAWAII”

  4. hehehehe… yan ang masarap marinig: hearty laugh. inggit ako na nasa norway ka. marami akong mga kaopisina rito sa cali na galing sa scandinavia at panay ang kwento nila sa akin ng ganda ng kanilang bansa.

  5. KB BJ,

    Buti nalang hindi magician ang comedian mo na waiter — eh kung binigay ka talaga ng foot-long, baka mahimatay ka lang pag…well, alam mo na (think: diverted direction of blood flow). πŸ™‚

  6. yan nga ang ikinakatakot ko pag nagkaroon ako ng footlong. baka maging bobo ako dahil hindi na pupunta sa ulo ko ang dugo.

    hmmm….

    does this say something about geniuses? i’m glad i’m not that smart.

  7. I am hoping this is a joke and you didn’t actualy have this conversation witha waiter…

    my goodness Jay, I would have turned red & hid under the table if I was with you…ehehee

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