Monthly Archives: April 2005

IF THIS IS IT PLEASE TELL ME SO

Posted on April 30, 2005 by batjay

siyempre nakapila rin diyan ang mga iba pang mga classic na “and so on and so forth”, “LAH”, “WAH”, “AIYOH”, “whilst” and my personal favorite super duper kinaiinisang marinig: “at the end of the day” Continue reading →

Posted in SINGAPORE, SNAPPY ANSWERS | 28 Comments

WORD OP D’ DAY: SMEGMATIC

Posted on April 29, 2005 by batjay

SYLLABICATION: smeg-ma-tic ADJECTIVE: in tagalog, makupal – yun ba yung masarap na prutas? gago, makopa yon. smegmatic – asshole, magulang, mahilig mang api ng kapwa. ETYMOLOGY: from smegma – a sebaceous secretion (mala langis na pawis), especially the cheesy secretion … Continue reading →

Posted in WORD DEFINITION | 18 Comments

“You guys line up alphabetically by height.” – Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

Posted on April 28, 2005 by batjay

“You guys line up alphabetically by height.” – Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach Continue reading →

Posted in FRIENDS | 17 Comments

Lovers celebrate Valentine’s Day, Masturbators celebrate Palm Sunday

Posted on April 27, 2005 by batjay

nagising ako kanina medyo masakit ang ulo ko. siguro dahil sa puyat. marami kasi akong pinagkakaabalahan ngayon pag gabi – wala pa rin si jet dito sa singapore kaya nga panay ang mariang palad ko nalilibang ako sa computer. ayan … Continue reading →

Posted in MAHALAGANG BALITA, MYSELF | 22 Comments

Nothin’ but blues and elvis, and somebody else’s favorite song

Posted on April 26, 2005 by batjay

Nothin’ but blues and elvis, and somebody else’s favorite song
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Posted in FRIENDS | 20 Comments

Oleanders growing outside her door

Posted on April 25, 2005 by batjay

balik bisikleta ako this week after being away for over 3 weeks. kanina lang ulit ako nag bike to work. hirap pala ng nahinto ng matagal, nag cramps ako at medyo nahirapan sa mga paakyat. tapos muntik pa akong na-late … Continue reading →

Posted in MYSELF, SINGAPORE, WORK | 28 Comments

BREAK A HEART OF STONE

Posted on April 23, 2005 by batjay

i recorded a new song. it’s a cover of alice cooper’s classic “i never cry” which came out in 1976 (from the “alice goes to hell” album). memorable ang kantang ito sa akin dahil ito ang isa mga unang natutunan … Continue reading →

Posted in MUSIC | 31 Comments

You’ll be a dentist. You have a talent for causing things pain! Son, be a dentist. People will pay you to be inhumane!

Posted on April 22, 2005 by batjay

You’ll be a dentist.
You have a talent for causing things pain!
Son, be a dentist.
People will pay you to be inhumane! Continue reading →

Posted in PHILIPPINES | 26 Comments

THE AMBIVALENT CROWD

Posted on April 21, 2005 by batjay

am-biv-a-lence, noun 1. having two opposing feelings at the same time, or being uncertain about how you feel. 2. simultaneous and contradictory attitudes or feelings toward an object, person, or action. GAMITIN SA SENTENCE: naging AMBIVALENT ako kanina dahil bigla … Continue reading →

Posted in WORD DEFINITION | 15 Comments

POPE BATJAY DA PERS

Posted on April 20, 2005 by batjay

gusto ko lang pong i-announce na may bago nang pope ang mga demonyito sa mundo – si pope batjay da pers. BWAHAHA. yan ang magiging pope kung nagkatutuo yung “super suspension of disbelief” angels and demons story ni dan brown. … Continue reading →

Posted in MYSELF | 22 Comments

IT PUTS THE KETCHUP ON ITS FORESKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN

Posted on April 19, 2005 by batjay

GENTLE READER: dear unkyel batjay. mayron po akong suliranin na gustong ikwento po sa inyo in the hope na mabibigyan po ninyo ako ng magandang payo. ako po ay isang OFW na naka assign dito po sa isang private zoo … Continue reading →

Posted in BUHAY OFW, Dear Unkyel BatJay | 14 Comments

FULLY EXPOSED

Posted on April 18, 2005 by batjay

nagsimula akong mag blog nung september 2001. just around the time ng pag crash ng mga eroplano sa world trade center. isang buwan pa lang ako sa singapore nung time na yon, malungkot at undersexed. in short, homesick ako at … Continue reading →

Posted in ANTIPOLO, BUHAY OFW, MYSELF | 46 Comments

BLOGKADAHAN IN ANTIPOLO

Posted on April 17, 2005 by batjay

nagkaroon ng salo-salo ang blogkadahan kahapon sa aming munting tahanan sa antipolo. marami namang nagsidatingan. from left to right: batjay, tito rolly, apol, mari, doc emer, soulmate jane, ajay at si mec. dumating ding late si ate sassy lawyer. at … Continue reading →

Posted in ANTIPOLO | 20 Comments

ALMA MATER THE SONG OF THE BUILDER

Posted on April 15, 2005 by batjay

madugo ang friday ko. gising ng 6 am at diretso sa airport after spending a night drinking with former buddies in cebu until 3 am. ok naman ang flight from cebu to manila. kasabay pa namin sa airport ang alaska … Continue reading →

Posted in PHILIPPINES, SCHOOL | 5 Comments

SHOOT TO KILL

Posted on April 14, 2005 by batjay

isa sa mga masarap kainan sa cebu ang SUTUKIL sa mactan island ng cebu. tulad ng mga tagalog (TAPSILOG, LONGSILOG, etc), may mga acronym din ang mga cebuano sa mga pagkain. ang ibig sabihin ng SUTUKIL ay SUgba (ihaw), TUwa … Continue reading →

Posted in TRAVELER'S TALES | 7 Comments